歌手为押韵写了哪些不合逻辑的歌词？

歌手为押韵写了哪些不合逻辑的歌词？

方文山和林夕都说作词厉害。以林夕为例：古巨基的《啦啦》和《犀利歌》。

部分歌词《啦啦》：

沉醉 就啦啦啦 烦恼 亦啦啦啦　　狂放 任意吧 啦啦啦啦啦　　快乐，啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦　　拉啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦　　1.轻松啦啦啦啦 紧张快要了　　假使啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 为什么要啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

整首歌，都是啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。。。

嗯。。。

部分歌词《犀利歌》：

看到神马有点神马，就顶一下 　　看到神马鸡冻起来，泪流满面。 　　看到神马内牛满脸晕1 　　看到神马菜鸟狗笑，汗流浃背 　　看到神马有理无理，1下 　　看到神马有事，路过一次 　　为什么看到神马光明正在潜水？ 　　犀利的爸爸犀利的妈妈犀利的妈妈犀利的哥哥

这可以百度1下《犀利歌》的歌词：

灌水，围看，犀利哥，人肉搜索，还有什么“1转发 2转发 发啊发 发啊发”

嗯。。。

林夕和古巨基有仇[捂脸]，哈哈。